At Aces Cannabis in Hawkesbury, we take our weed seriously — but we also take our laughs seriously. Whether you’re rolling up, chilling with friends, or just vibing solo, these 10 cannabis jokes are guaranteed to get you higher… in spirit, at least.
🌿 The Weather Report
If you ever wonder what the forecast is like in Hawkesbury, just check Aces Cannabis.
It’s always high with a strong chance of munchies.
🔥 The Motivational Quote
“Don’t chase people. Chase your dreams.”
— Me, halfway through a joint, chasing a taco truck.
🌈 The Honest Review
Tried a new strain called Productivity OG.
Didn’t work. But I organized my snack drawer, so that’s something.
🕶️ The Smart Move
I told my boss I work better high.
So now I change the lightbulbs at the dispensary.
⏱️ The Time Traveler
You ever take one edible and suddenly it’s three days later and your show’s still paused at the intro?
🚧 The DIY Project
They said I could be anything…
So I became one with the couch.
💚 Stay Lit with Aces Cannabis Hawkesbury
At Aces Cannabis, we keep the good vibes rolling all week long. With a massive cannabis selection, top brands, friendly staff, and unbeatable prices, we’re proud to be Hawkesbury’s favourite dispensary.
We’re open 7 days a week, stocked with everything from flower to edibles to vapes, and always ready to help you find your next laugh — or your next strain.
📍 Visit us in Hawkesbury, Ontario, or shop online to explore what’s new, what’s funny, and what’s fire.
